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This competition is now closed, congratulations to Tom Newell who came up with the winning caption, the signed James Wade shirt will be on its way to you shortly.
The three runners-up who will receive a Sky Sports polo shirt are as follows...
Jimmy Albert -"Your Jedi powers are fading Obi John!"
Kieran Gildea - "Dont ever call Lady Penelope that again"
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Closing date: Wednesday 25th April 2012.
Martin Atkinson trying to decide whether Scott Parker has 'crossed the line' or not!
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Captions (109)
Ken Wilkinson says...
Scott-"Take a look at my Teeth,even they`ve been Capped more times than you have."
Posted 13:15 25th April 2012
Steve Brown says...
"ITS OUR TURN TO PLAY WITH THE BALL!"
Posted 22:35 24th April 2012
James Ruane says...
What do u mean do I still get free McDonald's???
Posted 19:30 24th April 2012
Saqib Zaman says...
scott: u dont wana c me angry( roars) obi: yh but u aint turning green ur turning yellow
Posted 22:32 23rd April 2012
Valerie Falconer says...
Terrible weather we're having, what!
Posted 22:14 23rd April 2012
Alan Hickman says...
Whad'ya mean "the floodlights are reflecting off my bald spot and shining in your eyes?".
Posted 17:06 23rd April 2012
Martin Dennison says...
never mind the kick to the shins,its this head high i dont like.
Posted 10:05 23rd April 2012
Mark Smith says...
and the award for "Wee Jimmy Crankie Impersonator" goes to Wee Scott Parker.
Posted 22:54 22nd April 2012
Ken Wilkinson says...
Scott-"Why didn`t you tell me it was an Extra Strong Mint."
Posted 12:38 22nd April 2012
Robert Quinn says...
so you want to hear my 3 lions roar
Posted 16:53 21st April 2012
Paul Little says...
was tht you i saw taking my water bottle not eveN my mum takes it away from me,now u made me really mad and by the way THE BALL DIDNT CROSS THE LINE ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Posted 14:52 21st April 2012
Fergal Clarke says...
"Hold me back he'll kill me!!
Posted 13:49 21st April 2012
Anthony Ambrose says...
Atkinson ' scott it wasn't obi who scored THAT goal!'
Posted 11:45 21st April 2012
Leslie Allick says...
Fancy a drink later?
Posted 11:45 21st April 2012
Geoffrey Andrews says...
ref says stop picking un him scott he,s bigger than you.
Posted 06:52 21st April 2012
Rob Falconer says...
I'll fight anybody who says my Mother named me after an anorak
Posted 10:52 20th April 2012
Darren Cook says...
Martin Atkinson " Watch it Scott, you might cross the line "
Posted 08:54 20th April 2012
Stefan Reid says...
There's no way he gets the England captaincy ahead of me.........
Posted 23:30 19th April 2012
Stephen Belton says...
Scotty, Only the All Blacks can do the Haka !.
Posted 23:03 19th April 2012
Tom Forster says...
come on Scott, don't take your anger out on a Chelsea first 11 wannabe
Posted 20:05 19th April 2012