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While Tubes was gate crashing somebody's 30th, Baby Elvis was on the dance floor cutting some shapes and having his shirt ripped off by another man!

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We're all floating on air this week after our Saturday afternoon kick about in front of nearly 30,000 people!

Okay the truth is it wasn't so much a kick about as one kick of a ball each and the 30,000 fans at the Britannia Stadium weren't actually there to see us... but let's not get bogged down by the details!

Stoke very kindly invited us up to watch them take on Chelsea and as an added bonus they let us onto the pitch at half-time for our very own crossbar challenge.

Luckily they said we could take our shots from 18 yards out instead of from the halfway line like the pros to save us all a lot of embarrassment and James even managed to hit the bar, which was pretty impressive.

The only other person to get close was Baby Elvis, but then he was probably less nervous than the rest of us having already played at Wembley this season.

Having said that the unusual sounds of cheers could have thrown him!

After the match we all headed into the town centre for a night out and it's fair to say that it got a bit messy, but as the old saying goes what happens on tour, stays on tour... for the most part anyway!

We all headed to the nearest night club and while Tubes was gate crashing somebody's 30th, Baby Elvis was on the dance floor cutting some shapes and having his shirt ripped off by another man!

Meanwhile Bobbie gave us all a scare after he went missing only to reappear on the dance floor an hour and half later visibly swaying from side to side!

Luckily most of the details from that night were forgotten and we all just about made it back home in one piece!

Inside the office and Steve came in this week looking like he was about to have a sit down with Ross Kemp about his Staines Massive gang!

Looking a bit out of sorts and with a bandana covering half his face we feared the worst until he explained that he had come just down with a cold and that it was for our own good.

Meanwhile Baby Elvis admitted he was more worried about what he was going to catch off Razor Ruddock on their shoot after the former Liverpool defender admitted he had conjunctivitis .

We'd be more worried about pink eye when it comes to Razor Smithy!

See you next week!