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Fancy that!
Last updated: 05th December 2008
I haven't decided what I'm going to ask them yet, but I'll be spending at least ten minutes coming up with my rap instead of my usual five.
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A junket with Samuel L Jackson and Scarlett Johansson... Christmas has definitely come early!
I've got to say that this year has been something else, in terms of some of the stars I've been lucky enough to interview, and I can't wait for this one!
As well as being genuine Hollywood A-Listers, Jackson is as cool as they come and well Johansson is just unbelievably fit... although I'm pretty sure you've already worked that out for yourselves!
I haven't decided what I'm going to ask them yet, but I'll be spending at least ten minutes coming up with my rap instead of my usual five.
Needless to say I'll report back next week with how it all went down!
Back to the weekend and my football renaissance continued after an injury plagued season last year. Wearside Rovers are still top of the league after a 5-2 win and I managed to notch one thanks to a quality cross from Curly and a deft touch off my head.
Clearly, that was a good enough reason to celebrate, so I had a little gathering at my house with a few friends and of course my special 'ladyfriend'! It's all a bit of a blur, but I didn't get to sleep until 9am on Sunday, so it must have been a good night!
Unfortunately that's where the party stopped because after a few hours kip I headed to Stamford Bridge to see Chelsea lose 2-1 to Arsenal.
It was obviously a massively disappointing result, especially because I didn't think we played too bad first half and although I'm not as worried as some people, our form against the top four is a bit of a concern.
Having said all that, we're still only a point of the top and I'll never complain as a Chelsea fan because we've come so far since I've been supporting them and frankly there's nothing really to complain about!
This week has already been pretty busy because along with our usual shows this month, we've got to fit in a Christmas special as well, so we're all a bit snowed under.
But work isn't dominating all my thoughts, because I've been racking my brain trying to work out who I should go as, to a fancy dress party next week.
The theme is dead celebrities and I have to admit I've been struggling massively to think of anyone, which is where you come in!
As I'm struggling for inspiration if anyone out there has any suggestions, feel free to drop it in the comments box below and I'll definitely take the best ones on board!
Later
Tubes.
Have you got one question and one question only for Tubes!? Ask the lyrical genius anything you want in the comments section below and he'll answer the best ones next week!
Tubes answers your questions
Tubes you're a great bloke and a funny guy but I what I want to know is: if there is any reality TV programme you could be on which one would it be? Cheers matey Lewis Parker
TUBES SAYS: Good question Lewis, but I'm really not a big fan or reality shows. I would never go on one, but for the purposes of this question if I had to choose it would be Strictly Come Dancing. Only because my mum's a fan of it and that way I could probably get her some tickets to come and watch it live.
Tubes you're a great bloke and a lyrical genius, but what I want to know is if you could design your ideal lady using different body parts from different people who would you use and why?John Cooper
TUBES SAYS: Starting from the bottom up, I would have Alesha Dixon's feet, Carmen Electra's legs, Alesha's midriff, and a combination of both of their faces! As you can tell I'm a big fan of both of them! Scarlett Johansson and Uma Thurman might make it in their as well after Thursday... maybe one of their bottoms!
Tubes wears silly pyjamas, you rule my world like Barack Obama... oooh you can't touch my political flow! Tubes, you're a wicked guy and I love your One question, but what I want to know is if you could have a superhero power what would it be and why?Steven Hill
TUBES SAYS: I'd like to be able to fly. I've always been a bit jealous of birds because if they get a bit annoyed they can just fly off. So that would be a pretty cool superpower. It would also be a cheap way to see the world... maybe I can comeback as an Eagle in another life!
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Comments
Jamie Bryant (Birmingham City fan) says...
Tubes your a funny guy and you rule but what i want to know is who would be in your ultimate football dream team?
Posted 21:29 9th December 2008
The Badger (Cambridge United fan) says...
Tubes you're at top bloke and a lyrical gangster but what i want to know is marmite! love it or hate it? The Badger
Posted 09:42 8th December 2008
Josh Gallivan (Leeds United fan) says...
You are Tubesy boy, You got bling, like Chris HOY!! oooh! gold gangsta bling for life. Tubes, your a great rapper and a top bloke, what i want to know is what do you see yourself as in terms of things that represent christmas? (santa, snowmen and all that) anything to do with christmas, thanks tubes your a legend! waiting for your sick rap on saturday.
Posted 08:02 8th December 2008
Jake Mutlow (Tottenham Hotspur fan) says...
kurt cobane notorious b.i.g marilyn monroe
Posted 17:17 4th December 2008
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