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Last updated: 18th November 2009

Desperate times call for desperate measures, which is why James has agreed to smear chicken poo on his face in an attempt to grow some facial hair.

Two and a half weeks into Movember and the space above the props king's top lip is still frighteningly bare.

We joked last week that he should try cow dung, but Hels Bells is convinced that chicken faeces, and in particular her chicken's faeces, is the perfect remedy!

We hope for his sake that it works because quite frankly who knows what other alternative remedies we might come up with between now and the end of the month.

And for those of you who are convinced that no adult male could go without shaving for 18 days and have nothing to show for it, here's the evidence, as seen on Saturday's show:

Bang

Saturday was all about Trigger of course. We'd become quite fond of him over the last few months and we were all sad to see him go, but at least he went out with a bang!

The Johnstone's Paint Trophy representative stole the show by scoring in our car park game, (even though he wasn't supposed to be taking one) finishing it off with a nice little celeb.

His little cameo has obviously done him the world of good because he's been spotted at every red carpet do in the last week...OK maybe not. But we reckon he would have had no trouble with the bouncers at his local haunt in Daventry on Saturday night!

Trigger wasn't the only one celebrating at the weekend. Brown Coat man Bobbie is a year older - although we're not sure if he's any wiser - and he danced the night away with the rest of us in the West End.

As you would expect his Facebook page was inundated with messages, but they weren't all wishing him a happy birthday. No, the majority of them were relaying 'positive feedback' about his latest appearance in just his pants!

We can't be sure, but we think Bob In Pants is angling for a comeback...

The only other thing that has caught our attention this week was Calvin Harris after he gatecrashed the X-Factor party during Jedward's performance.

Usually we're split down the middle on these things but we think Dave summed up our feelings best when he said; "what a legend!"

We'll see you on Saturday!