Soccer AM

I honestly think that the sun has a massive effect on them because everywhere I look I see beautiful women.

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As I sit here and write this I'm swirling around some kind of mouthwash to get rid of the pain in my mouth.

For some reason I've got tonnes of ulcers, which is usually a sign of stress, but things couldn't be better; Chelsea still have a chance of doing the double this season, I've only got a couple of weeks until my holidays and we've finally got some great weather.

I love it when the sun's out because other than the obvious, I've got a theory that women run on solar power.

I honestly think that the sun has a massive effect on them because everywhere I look I see beautiful women.

Now the fact that they all seem to be wearing a little less probably comes into it, but as soon as the sun comes out they all look twice as fit, so may the good weather continue!

Back to more important issues and I'm going to Moscow! It's going to cost me an arm and a leg and it will probably mean that the only place I can afford to go on holiday this summer is Butlins. And even then I'll probably have to get a job as a Redcoat to afford it.

But you don't get to the Champions League final everyday, so it will be worth every penny - as long as Chelsea win that is!

We're going to be flying direct to Moscow which is brilliant, but we get there at midday and the match isn't until midnight local time! I just hope the vodka isn't as good as everyone says it is because I don't know how much of the game I will remember otherwise.

It's going to be a massive occasion and I really hope we do it, but I said a few weeks ago that if I had a choice between the Premier League and the Champions League I'd take the league and I stand by that.

Obviously I don't want to go all the way to Russia and lose and ideally I'd love to win both, but I just think that it is harder to win a league title.

And although Man Utd are favourites to win the league going into the final game of the season, I think we're still in with a shout.

Wigan are a good team and they proved that when they came to Stamford Bridge, so I don't think it will be as easy a game for United as everyone seems to think... well at least I hope it isn't.

Aside from hot women, football and possibly having to work at Butlins this summer, I'm still looking to move to South London within the next couple of months.

I'm hoping it will be sooner rather than later, but it is out of my hands because we're still waiting on our good friend Gary Bond to make up his mind, so get a move on Bondey!

Later

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