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Baby Elvis has been trying to re-write history in his sleep after he dreamt that Tottenham actually beat PSV.

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Quotes of the week

Monday was obviously St Patrick's Day, but it seems only Chris really got into the spirit of things this year - even if it did come at a price!

Our cheese loving friend has been in the dog house after spending a boozy day out with his mates and his dad and then failing to return home for the dinner that his girlfriend had so lovingly prepared for him. Apparently she wasn't even angry, just disappointed!

To make things worse Chris then experienced the kind of dream that you only have after consuming a few too many pints.

He didn't go into too many specifics but it involved our producer Rob having a fight! Unfortunately he woke up before he could find out if he won or not!

Baby Elvis meanwhile has been trying to re-write history in his sleep after he dreamt that Tottenham actually beat PSV in the UEFA Cup; "It was the penalty shoot out and Jenas stepped up and scored... then I woke up"

Marathon Man James also entered the dreams conversation and revealed every time he closes his eyes he sees Amy Winehouse... I think we'd classify that as a bad dream!

We all love Tuesdays because as well as banging around ideas for the week's show we get to think up "fun" idea's for Tom's Forces bit, as he looks on horrified.

Here's what we came up with this week: Tom take's over from Ross Kemp in a new series called 'Tom In Afghanistan', we send him to the SAS for some torture training and our favourite, we pit him against some marines in a game of paint ball!

Outside the Office Dave and Trev will be officially homeless from next week after their lease runs out (a tent in the office has been suggested!)

They have found a place to move into in a couple of weeks, but we can't divulge the address, just look out for our Dance off King in South London's finest night clubs!

As well as being homeless Dave has admitted feeling old as well, after going to a gig! The Foals, who played at The Astoria, were by all accounts very good, but he was less impressed by the average age at the gig. "I was surrounded by 14 year-olds", he said sombrely!

Meanwhile, Rocket has been spending most of his time sorting out his new house but still found time to watch Transformers, "It was probably the highlight of my week - actually that's a lie I did go out in my town and realised just how rubbish it was!"

Finally Steve spent a pleasant weekend in Amsterdam with his girlfriend visiting various sights including the Anne Frank museum, although he said he didn't do much window shopping because he was with his girlfriend, which we found a bit strange because we thought girls love to shop...

That's all for now, but remember to check out the webcam throughout the week and tune in to Soccer AM on Saturday, 9am, Sky Sports 1 & HD1.