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I felt like gagging when I found out. I mean why would you do that? Why would take it from the kitchen, clean the toilet with it and then put it back in the kitchen!

Dave
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Valentine's Day is a time for romance, chocolates and flowers... unless your boyfriend works in the Soccer AM office that is!

While the rest of the world was whining and dining their better halves, various members of the crew were doing their best to sabotage their relationships.

James in particular will have a lot of apologising to do this week after admitting he had, 'messed up, big time'.

The brown coat man had planned a romantic evening in Stansted (yes, the place where the airport is), but ended up drinking too much and falling asleep.

His girlfriend was so unimpressed by the whole night that she actually called her brother to see if he could pick her up!

We're sure James will be making it up to her this week by being on his best behaviour, while he'll no doubt throw some flowers in as well.

In fact, flowers in general are always a good idea, as Dave found out to his cost.

While his romantic weekend in Devon was largely a success he did make one faux pas - forgetting to buy any roses.

Now given the setting and the effort he went to, he would no doubt have been forgiven for this one oversight by his girlfriend. But after walking into the hotel's restaurant, it soon became apparent that every other man had remembered!

Luckily one of the waitresses came to his rescue and gave up her rose, albeit reluctantly!

Things didn't go much smoother for Chris and his missus after they missed their train home from a night out, and had to wait a whole hour for the next one.

Chris admitted that he then 'killed any chance of romance' by falling asleep while they waited for the train!

Eventful

Valentines Day aside it's been a pretty eventful few days.

Lisa bought a Nintendo Wii and somehow managed to hurt her thumb playing the boxing game! (We'll have to show her how to make a proper fist!)

While betting guru Steve was one game away from winning £563 on an accumulator after predicting eight out of nine results right on Saturday.

Wycombe's defeat to Bradford was the only result he predicted wrong and - being the generous soul that he is - the only reason he didn't buy us all breakfast on Tuesday!

The most disgusting story from the weekend comes from the Trev and Dave household, and we warn you if you're eating while you're reading this then stop!

Both men were almost violently sick when they discovered that their flatmate had been using the same scrubbing brush they use for their dishes to clean their toilet!

The confusion came when there were two scrubbing brushes in the kitchen and for whatever reason their flatmate assumed one must be for the toilet, even though it was by the kitchen sink!

"I felt like gagging when I found out," said a disgusted Dave. "I mean why would you do that? Why would take it from the kitchen, clean the toilet and then put it back in the kitchen!"

Why indeed!?

We'll see you next week.