Dave took his dartboard with him, which was fine except he took my darts as well! And to add insult to injury he put a picture up of himself where the dartboard used to be!

Trev
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It's been an emotionally draining week for Trev and Dave after they decided it was time to go their separate ways.

Trev has had to find a new flatmate after Dave decided to move in with his girlfriend and both men have been coming to terms with their new living arrangements.

Dave admitted it was strange living in a flat where everything worked properly but was more excited about the fact that he now had a dishwasher - and no we're not talking about his girlfriend... because that would be wrong.

Like a divorced couple dividing up their property, things didn't go as smoothly as they would have like though, and Trev was quick to point the finger.

"Dave took his dartboard with him, which was fine except he took my darts as well!" he told us. "And to add insult to injury he put a picture of himself up on the wall where the dartboard used to be!"

Simon is also preparing to lose a flatmate after he revealed that he was handing back his ex-girlfriend's cat.

Our Star Trek loving producer has been looking after it for almost eight months, and despite telling us he was relieved to be finally rid of the burden, we think that he is secretly hurting.

Dave tried to lift his spirits by telling him that the cat was only 'holding him back' after Simon admitted a few weeks ago that he had given up more than one Saturday night so that he could look after it!

Now Star Trek is one thing, but not going out so you can look after a pet that's not even yours... what's that all about!?

Dentist

Elsewhere in the office, Lisa sneaked off to Copenhagen for the weekend where she apparently shopped until she dropped, while both Chris and Bobbie have been in the dentist's chair... and not the kind that Gazza made famous.

Bobbie has been told he will need at least one filling next week, while Chris's dentist revealed he would need three! Needless to say neither of them walked out of the door with a lollipop.

Chris didn't seem too bothered by the news, although we sure it would have been a different story if he had found out he was lactose intolerant because we just don't think he could survive without cheese!

Not only is it his favourite type of food, it is also his favourite topic of discussion, especially when he has had a few beers - as was the case on Saturday night.

"We were in the pub and debating what the perfect cheese board is made up of," he explained to us.

"So I decided to text AQA to ask whether or not Stilton was the best type of blue cheese and they came back with this: 'Stilton is a very good cheese, although Roquefort is also a favourite of AQA'."

So there you go, you can all sleep a lot easier now!

See you next week.