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Last updated: 12th November 2009

The question on everyone's lips this week has been, 'how on earth do you spend £45 million quid!?'

We have to admit that we're more than a little envious of Britain's lottery winners, but then we wouldn't be human if we weren't.

We also feel really sorry for the one guy who quit his work syndicate, missing out on a £7 million windfall. There are obviously a lot of people who are a lot worse off than him, but he must have felt like the unluckiest man in the world when he found out.

Chris though, didn't have an ounce of sympathy for the poor guy and went as far as to say he wouldn't give any of us a penny either!

"I don't think I would give him anything," he said. "If we were in the same situation and someone dropped out... well I wouldn't give you anything for free! I'd make you do stuff for it!"

Mean

As mean as that is Max wasn't far behind with his antics on Saturday night.

We'd been looking forward to David Haye's clash with the Beast from the East, Nikolai Valuev all week. The only problem was it was Dave's birthday on Saturday night too, so we all decided to Sky Plus it instead.

We admit it wasn't the greatest plan in the world, bearing in mind most people out would be talking about it, but we thought we'd give it a try anyway. Everything was going smoothly... and the Max turned up.

He thought it would be funny if he went around telling us all what the result was... we can tell you right now it wasn't in the slightest bit funny!

Karma though is a beautiful thing and we did get some revenge when Simon "accidentally" spilt a very sweet and sticky drink on his coat. For the record it was an accident despite the quotation marks, but it did make us all smile!

Shapes

The overriding memory of the night wasn't Max ruining the fight for us though, or even Simon accidentally getting a bit of revenge for the team; no it was new boy Lavvers' shapes on the dance floor!

Baby Elvis and Rocket have dominated the annual Dance-off over the last few years, but we reckon there could be a new heir to the throne.

Rumour has it there is a video floating around of him showing us his moves, but are we mean enough to put it up on the site for everyone to see... watch this space!

Movember

Less cool than Lavvers' moves has been some of the boy's attempt to grow a moustache for Movember.

Chris, Simon, Dave and Steve's moustaches are coming along nicely; Lavvers' is a bit on the wispy side, while the lack of hair on James' top lip is quite frankly bizarre!

As always the rest of us have been coming up with helpful suggestions, but as yet he hasn't taken any of it on board... for some reason he doesn't believe smearing cow dung on his face will help!

See you on Saturday!