Soccer AM

About You

Name Dave 'Disco' Morgan.

Job title Assistant Producer.

What does that entail? Booking guests, interviewing Pele and drinking 20 cups of tea a day.

Interesting fact about you My left foot is a size bigger than my right because of it being smashed by a hockey stick when I was 14. My second toe looked like a big red cartoon toe. Louise Harper, I'll get you someday!

Most like to meet Bruce Grobelaar.

Describe yourself in three words Beacon (can be seen in a crowd); Disco (fall over dancing at xmas parties) and Chillax.

On Your Team Mates

Most intelligent Trev.

Hardest worker Tubes. Perfectionist. Stays until dawn to find the best showboats.

Biggest slacker Goldstein.

Quickest out the door Goldstein.

Best dancer Tom. Very camp dancing - always a crowd pleaser.

Best singer Rocket.

Worst taste in music Graham. 'We'll be together again' by Erasure always on in the office.

Worst dress sense Baby Elvis. Pink and white.

Best footballer Tubes.

Hard man Steve - I'd hate to be on the other end of the phone to him sometimes.

Lightweight Rocket's only little.

And finally, who's the longest... in the canteen Graham who always buys pomegranate juice. Spends the week in the khazi.