Soccer AM

About You

Name James Kirtland.

Job title Editorial Assistant.

What does that entail? I'm working alongside Steve and helping him with all the props, costumes, making notes and learning the ropes!

Interesting fact about you I used to play for Leyton Orient in my younger days.

Most like to meet Cesc Fabregas.

Describe yourself in three words I Love Banta.

On Your Team Mates

Most intelligent Dave, he just has something about him that makes me think he is intelligent.

Hardest worker Steve.

Biggest slacker Everyone is always doing something.

Quickest out the door Shaun Wright-Phillips, he's Rapid.

Best dancer Obviously Trev after the Dance off!.

Best singer Definitely not me! I have nightmares about Cliff Richard.

Worst taste in music If I didn't put me then I would get rinsed, I'm completely different to everyone else.

Worst dress sense Baby Elvis.

Best footballer Tubes or Rocket, both have some silky tricks.

Hard man Trev, I wouldn't mess!

Lightweight Baby Elvis because he has bright highlights!

And finally, who's the longest... in the canteen Lisa! ha ha ha