About You

Job title Editorial Assistant.

What does that entail? League 1 & 2 football, Spanish Aiiiii, Showboat.

Years of service 4th season.

If you were an animal what would you be? Chimpanzee.

Which Hollywood star would play you in a film? Tamsin Greig - she knows what its like to be me..

Favourite place? Freshly cooked scale-eye plaice.

Worst ever purchase? Unfresh Plaice.

I support... Arsenal.

Favourite ever goal? Thierry Henry against Man Utd - edge of the box, one flick then smashed it straight over Barthez.

Favourite away ground? I used to go Leyton Orient a lot when I was younger.

Tell us a joke (clean)... What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?...'Your plaice or mine'.

On Your Team Mates

Hardest worker... We all work extremely hard.

Loves a tea break... All the boys who play rock paper scissors.

Most likely to clean up in a poker game... Tubes has great facial expressions so I guess he would confuse a lot of people.

Most likely to lose the lot... We went to a casino in Portsmouth last year and Max lost £20, we were just happy to be there.

Loves a round of golf... Few of the boys play in the office.

Loves a round... Everyone.

Likes a chat... I guess Helen and Max do...

Man of few words... Work ex.

Most likely to break something on set... Things are always mysteriously getting broken, could be anyone.

Most likely to win this year's Dance Off... Don't Care.

And finally... who's the longest in the make-up chair... Max.