About You

Job title Editorial Assistant.

What does that entail? Watching football, making props, booking fans, editing footballer montages, tweeting (@socceram), drinking milkshake.

Years of service 2.

If you were an animal what would you be? Just took a test on the Internet and apparently I'm most like an Elephant!

Which Hollywood star would play you in a film? Nicholas Lyndhurst, I got to play him last year for jump-out and it would be nice for him to repay the favour.

Favourite place? America, I've only been once to Florida but loved it!

Worst ever purchase? I've found a Tamagotchi in my drawer that I bought last year.

I support... Hemel Hempstead Town, come visit!

Favourite ever goal? I was there last season when Berbatov scored that great overhead kick against Liverpool. Great to see in the flesh!

Favourite away ground? Ended up visiting Barnet a few times at the end of last season - good club.

Tell us a joke (clean)... I was in a field the other day, minding my own business, when a cow came and stole my wallet. Couldn't believe it! I thought how dairy!! (Sponsored by Tom Warren).

On Your Team Mates

Hardest worker... Rocket didn't get the nickname grafter for nothing!

Loves a tea break... Whoever doesn't lose in rock, paper, scissors tea round game. It gets quite heated sometimes!

Most likely to clean up in a poker game... Steve keeps telling me all about the money he keeps making in online poker rooms. I'm tempted to learn as it seems like easy money!

Most likely to lose the lot... ...although I'm not a very lucky person so don't actually rate my chances.

Loves a round of golf... Dev's been telling me about the sweet balls he was hitting in Miami over the Summer.

Loves a round... Baby Elvis loves it.

Likes a chat... Tubes and Steve are usually the first people I'll head to for a chat.

Man of few words... Nutty. One wrong move in 5-a-side a football and a look is enough from him.

Most likely to break something on set... Baby Elvis smashed up the dance floor at the end of season party.

Most likely to win this year's Dance Off... Max demanded moisturiser AND concealer for a shoot last year. Diva.

And finally... who's the longest in the make-up chair... Max!