Quotes of the week

Check out the funny and poignant quotes from the last 7 days!

"Some people have been saying that the handball was an instinctive reaction, and there might be a case for the first touch, but there's clearly a second touch where he uses his hand to guide the ball into the perfect position for him to cross from."
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Thursday 19th November 16:41

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"After talking politics for a little bit, we started talking Derby... It was interesting to hear him explain just how important the football club is to the town. And how well supported the club is. "We could put 11 bin bags on the pitch and we'd still get 20,000" he told me."
Max Rushden
Tuesday 17th November 17:25

Featured in Celebrate good times


"I met Ian Wright a while back and he was a bit concerned but I was like 'it's going to be alright, don't worry'"
Tim Wheeler
Saturday 14th November 18:02

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"It was me and (Adam) just sitting on these two stools with two speakers... we had more gear when we were 14!"
Kelly Jones
Saturday 14th November 17:16

Featured in Wedding singers


"I've applied for a few jobs. Obviously everyone has heard about the Grimsby job which I applied for, but nobody has heard anything, or at least I haven't."
Dean Windass
Friday 13th November 18:34

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"Helen said on air that it would be great if I ever got to interview Hef, but I'm not being funny, if I ever get into the Mansion the last person I'm going to be looking out for is a wrinkly old geezer - no matter how cool he is!"
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Friday 13th November 11:22

Featured in Dream on Playboy


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Week 14 - Hazel Fox

Week 14 - Hazel Fox

Age: 20
Supports: Preston North End
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Week 13 - Lucinda Gittins

Week 13 - Lucinda Gittins

Age: 24
Supports: Sunderland
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