Quotes of the week

Check out the funny and poignant quotes from the last 7 days!

"It was mind blowing, but I missed an absolute sitter and if I don't play again and score it will just torture me forever."
Jon McClure
Saturday 7th November 16:42

Featured in A message for Sepp!


"To be fair I know where the comparison comes from, Wardy is a good footballer who can play with both feet and he is a good defender, but I'm not sure about Franco Baresi at this moment!"
Clinton Morrison
Saturday 7th November 13:34

Featured in Just like watching Baresi!


""Trev asked for odds of 5/1 Aguero would score and I was more than happy to take his £5 stake off him - easy money! Or so I thought...""
Tubes
Thursday 5th November 16:47

Featured in Battle of the Bridge


"Haye's convinced he has the speed and power to take the big man down - and Baby Elvis can certainly testify to the Bermondsey boy's skills after being decked by Haye the other day!"
Wednesday 4th November 11:04

Featured in A big weekend


""Rest assured, I will look ridiculous until December.""
Max Rushden
Tuesday 3rd November 10:18

Featured in Kick-off concerns


"It's going to be a great fight, and when you see the size difference between the two us, you'll realise this is going to be something special. This is my night to shine."
David Haye
Saturday 31st October 17:05

Featured in Can't bin trash talk


"I get on really well with Johnny and I did a video for him last week. He was directing a pop video for Babybird."
Stephen Graham
Saturday 31st October 14:03

Featured in Stephen's new friends


"I've got another two weeks out and then I'll be back playing again and helping this lot get to the top of the league!"
Hogan Ephraim
Saturday 31st October 12:06

Featured in Off two the Prem


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