Soccer AM

James: says there's competition in the showers!

Each week Soccer AM asks players to dish the dirt on their team mates.

He took time out to tell us what his fellow players are really like behind the scenes...

BEST TRAINER
The best trainer at the club has to be Sean Davis. He was injured early on in the season but now he's really putting a good shift in.

WORST TRAINER
The worst trainer in the club is Jermain Defoe. Oh he's so lazy!

BIGGEST MOANER
Sol Campbell! hahaha.

HARD MAN
'The Wardrobe'. Papa Bouba Diop. He is hard.

QUICKEST PLAYER
Armand Traore, he is absolutely rapid.

MOST SKILFUL
Most skilful would have to be Niko Kranjcar. He's very gifted and skilful and obviously going to be a problem later on in the qualifying.

LEAST INTELLIGENT
Have you heard the Glen Little story? If you hear the Glen Little story then that will answer the question.

WORST TASTE IN MUSIC
Johnny Utaka, although he does like Bob Marley, but the rest of it is shocking!

WORST DRESS SENSE
I never thought Glen Little would be mentioned so many times in one answer session! Glen Little's clobber leaves a lot to be desired.

BEST DANCER
Well this is interesting because now that we've got Peter Crouch, who everyone would assume would be the best dancer, Hermann Hreidarsson has popped up on a couple of occasions and performed what can only be described as the Icelandic jig or something and I think that could challenge the Peter Crouch robot.

AND... WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER
Well we've acquired a few players who seem to be hanging around quite long in the shower... bit of a contest going on!