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Blackburn v Man United

Last updated: 12th May 2011  

Nani Manchester United

Nani

Jermaine Jones Blackburn

Jermaine Jones

Daniela Martins WAGs Stags

Daniela Martins

Sarah Gerth WAGs Stags Feature

Sarah Gerth

Sarah Gerth / Jermaine Jones (Blackburn)

After several humanitarian charities called the site to request an end to the weekly humiliation of Mr and Mrs Salgado we are pleased to announce that the January transfer window has reaped rich dividends for Blackburn. Steve Kean promised big name signings upon taking the reins at Ewood Park and he has duly delivered with the acquisition of Sarah Gerth, wife of new boy Jermaine Jones. In truth, we're not too interested in what Jones brings to the table (he's a midfielder if you're interested...yawn) but we are excited by Gerth, who can count a Miss Germany 2005 title amongst her domestic honours. Given Blackburn have a record that reads 23 defeats from 23 appearances they've got it all to do if they are to fend off the drop but in Gerth and Jones, they've given themselves a fighting chance.

Nani / Daniela Martins (Manchester United)

Having been made aware of WAGs & Stags and its potential to catapult its stars into the home of millions, the PR representative of Daniela Martins, the infinitely fairer half of Manchester United's Nani, wasted little time in getting in touch. United had started the new campaign with Federico Macheda and Sophie Houghton up top but after an opening day defeat to Joey Barton and Amanda Harrington, murmurs of change began to circulate at Old Trafford. Sir Alex has since said he retains utmost faith in the young pair but after consulting his team of scouts in Portugal, has decided Nani and his misses deserve a run in the first team. Daniela is a regular on the beauty pageant scene but claims she's not a fan of the WAG moniker. A degree in journalism suggests she's far from being mere eye candy but whether she marks her hubby out of ten after every performance is unconfirmed at the time of going to press.

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