Man City Man City v Stoke Stoke

Man City v Stoke

Last updated: 12th May 2011  

Eidur Gudjohnsen Fulham

Eidur Gudjohnsen

MarioBalotelli

Mario Balotelli

Gudjohnsen Ragnhildur WAGs Stags

Ragnhildur Gudjohnsen

Melissa Castagnoli WAGs Stags

Melissa Castagnoli

Mario Balotelli / Melissa Castagnoli (Man City)

Poor old Roque Santa Cruz. Not only does his pretty little face not fit at Manchester City anymore, he's been told he leave on loan in January, but he's also now having his stag credentials brought into question. Super Mario's arrival at Eastlands in the summer looked to be the final nail in Santa Cruz's City coffin and having spotted Balotelli's lady friend looking radiant in the stands in recent weeks, we're sorry to say we're doing likewise and shipping out the affable Paraguayan. Sorry Roque. Balotelli is proving to be quite the character, at least off the field as he's been injured for much of his time in Manchester thus far, with the cocksure Italian always armed with an amusing soundbite. When quizzed by police officers after crashing his car why he had £5,000 in cash in his back pocket he replied 'Because I am rich'. When he's not delivering comedy gold he's often spotted in Manchester's more salubrious hotspots with the delectable Castagnoli, a former Miss Italy finalists who once had her nose fractured by a jealous rival. The pair were recently spotted enjoying some home comforts at San Carlos - an Italian eatery that has long since been a favourite with the city's footballers.

Eidur Gudjohnsen / Ragnhildur Gudjohnsen (Stoke City)

When James Beattie moved to Rangers at the start of the season the WAGs/Stag advisory panel turned the air bluer than a Bernard Manning appreciation society as it had taken them approximately 39 man hours to find a suitable pairing to represent the Potters. It was almost as if Beattie and his missus didn't care about the chaos they'd caused in swanning off to Ibrox on a tandem. Over the past few months we've scoured more editions of the Sentinel than we'd care to remember before our picture editor stumbled across a shot of Mrs Gudjohnsen in an Icelandic publication he said was part of 'his collection' - that's a joke by the way. The Nordic stunner is the mother of Eidur's children, a beautiful blonde and all-round good egg according to reports. And best of all, Stoke are now represented by a player who actually plays for them...

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