Job title: Assistant Producer/TV Presenter.
What does that entail: Turning up on a Saturday morning and attempting a Geordie accent.
Years of service: 16 years, man and boy.
Twitter account @Rocketsocceram
I support… Man United. Or whoever’s winning.
Favourite footballer (past or present): Dare to Zlatan.
Favourite non-footballing sportsperson: The aerobics instructor from the ‘Call On Me’ video, or Mo Farah.
Favourite song: Elton John sings a song that’s very close to my heart.
Favourite album: Fugees – The Score.
Favourite food: Shepherd’s pie.
Favourite drink: Robinsons Orange and Mango squash.
Hope for the season…That I get some free shepherd’s pie and squash.
Slowest: Tubes. Or do you mean at running?
First to work: Lavers – three big steps and he’s there.
Last to work: Trev - I hardly ever see him in the mornings these days.
Biggest joker: Max – he’s always saying he’s good enough to play top flight. Great banter!
Best singer: Helen – it’s all about technique and she’s got great breathes!
Best haircut: Glitter boy Stu. Although I’ve not actually seen his hair because it’s always under that silly hat with the ear flaps.
Worst haircut: Dev! He should just let it grow.
Worst singer: Max – he’s the only one that sings in office.
And finally... who's the longest in the supermarket? Tubes, because he also works on the trollies part time.