Name Hells Bells
Job title Sofa Loafer
What does that entail Loafing on a sofa.
Years of service 19.
Twitter account @hellsbellsy
I support The Pride of Devon.... hmmmm... I don't even convince myself of that, actually. Torquay United.
Favourite player (past or present): Eric Cantona.
Favourite non-football sportsperson: Phil 'The Power' Taylor.
Favourite song: Reef - Place Your Hands.
Favourite album: Madness - Total Madness: The Very Best of Madness.
Favourite food: Mash with loads of butter.
Favourite drink: Strawberry milk.
Hope for the season… I gave up hoping for anything years ago.
Quickest: Adam Smith when he's being Franky Fryer.
Slowest: If you changed 'slow' to 'casual'... Dev.
First to work: Dunno.
Last to work: Me.
Biggest joker: Adam.
Best singer: Not Max.
Worst singer: Max.
Best haircut: Bobbi always looks slick.
Worst haircut: Stu, but I like it.
And finally... who's the longest in the supermarket? I've only ever been to a supermarket with Max for a couple of minutes, so, errr, Max.