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Daniel Owen says...
Maybe if I celebrate they wont notice a thing...
Posted 08:23 20th September 2011
Matt J says...
Torres only half a player
Posted 05:25 20th September 2011
Russell Bartram says...
Fernando's 'lost contact lens' excuse may just get him out of a turf situation.
Posted 02:27 20th September 2011
Dave Brunt says...
at half time andre villas boas told torres to shorten his runs, i think he "missed" the point
Posted 23:19 19th September 2011
Jack Mccormack says...
Gea- "Kneely Pal, Dont Get Blue About It.
Posted 22:42 19th September 2011
Robbie Burns says...
Maybe I should have gone to Specsavers!!!!!!!
Posted 22:07 19th September 2011
Nathan Davies says...
Andy Carroll and Heurelho Gomes never looked so good.
Posted 21:50 19th September 2011
Danny Hughes says...
So there I was, Row F, Stretford End watching Torres go round De Gea wondering if he would score Then it hit me
Posted 21:47 19th September 2011
Sean Byrne says...
i thought if i was the same size as wright philips i could play better
Posted 21:25 19th September 2011
Jon Forsyth says...
Making the UNMISSABLE, MISSABLE(AND IN 3D)!
Posted 20:55 19th September 2011
Jon Forsyth says...
Fernando's HORRES come back to TORRTURE TORRES!
Posted 20:19 19th September 2011
Ben Rees says...
Pub?
Posted 18:41 19th September 2011
D Inglis says...
De Gea makes Torres pick up the glass after his bottle smashes in front of goal.
Posted 16:56 19th September 2011
Javone Rogers says...
Dr. Jekyll and Mystifide
Posted 16:35 19th September 2011
Zaher Keshavjee says...
He's on his knees, and making pleas, Just to score, just once more.
Posted 16:23 19th September 2011
Craig Cornwell says...
Is this where is should bury my head boss?
Posted 15:09 19th September 2011
Darren Lee says...
Right if anyone asks David, you put me off by shouting "Man On". Otherwise we go with the divot option
Posted 15:06 19th September 2011
Dave Hodgkiss says...
Why is my right arm celebrating i thought i missed.
Posted 14:31 19th September 2011
Scott Mackay says...
De Gea "don't worry Fernando, i don't know where the goal is either!"
Posted 14:14 19th September 2011
Thomas Barlow says...
"Can someone help me find my shooting boots, I really kneed them!!"
Posted 13:54 19th September 2011