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This week's "Scott Parker brings a whole new meaning to the term 'midfield battler'".

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Joel Sorby says...

Time to do the Haka

Posted 18:57 19th April 2012

Ricky Howell says...

what you meen Lewis is better than Taylor

Posted 14:05 19th April 2012

Ken Wilkinson says...

Scott "If you don`t tell why I failed the anger management course,i`ll fill the lot of you in ."

Posted 13:08 19th April 2012

Ronald Crocker says...

if you dont let me have my ball back then your not playing anymore !!

Posted 00:29 19th April 2012

Ken Wilkinson says...

Scott-"Don`t you dare accuse me of cheating at Gurning,my face is always like this."

Posted 19:43 18th April 2012

Kieran Gildea says...

"Dont ever call Lady Penelope that again"

Posted 13:47 18th April 2012

Wayne Morrison says...

"What do you mean 'Harry's going to England'!"

Posted 12:36 18th April 2012

Mike Stammers says...

Martin Atkinson saying "Calm down Scott, it's only your last chance of silverware!"

Posted 09:58 18th April 2012

James Murray says...

"This guy is twisting my nipple? Stop him, Please Help me Obi-wan your my only hope"

Posted 03:16 18th April 2012

A M says...

What!!! TOWIE isn't real?!?!?!?!!,

Posted 20:04 17th April 2012

Paul Tudor says...

"What do you mean my wife has cancelled Sky sports"

Posted 17:01 17th April 2012

Peter Prince says...

"Don't you dare call me Ashley Young!"

Posted 16:51 17th April 2012

Justin Lomakin says...

I'm sure that was my Chelsea shirt, I bet you got my old locker aswell

Posted 16:51 17th April 2012

Andrew Scott says...

I am tired of people asking if they can have Harry.

Posted 16:42 17th April 2012

John Whelan says...

What? The Government's capping Gift Aid Payments? I'm gonna have to pay tax on everything now....

Posted 16:38 17th April 2012

Elliott Billson says...

Tottenhams holding midfielder, holding back!

Posted 16:32 17th April 2012

Rehan Fazal says...

Young...i ...am..your ... father! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....Why you little.....

Posted 16:30 17th April 2012

John Williams says...

What the hell do you mean my "Scotty P" twisty swivel dummy move is dated!!!

Posted 16:26 17th April 2012

Matt Douglas says...

After realising that Parker was not responding to other players attempts to calm him down, Martin Atkinson calmly stepped forward and applied the Vulcan Death Grip.

Posted 16:23 17th April 2012

Michael Taylor says...

The force is strong with this one: Parker reacts angrily to Obi Mikel's late challenge.

Posted 16:23 17th April 2012

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