Bumble blogs on Nick Compton's anger and Australia's Ashes issues
By David Lloyd
Monday 8 July 2013 20:09, UK
My thoughts on the Ashes have not changed at all. England will win easily.
Australia might have a new coach, but the last time I checked they haven't got any new players. You still need ability to win a Test series.
I'm officially a pop star. If you buy the new Duckworth Lewis Method album called 'Sticky Wickets' then you'll hear some vocals from yours truly on the track 'Boom Boom Afridi'.
Neil Hannon from the band rang me up and asked me if I would be interested and I said yes. Obviously he'd heard my work on the Lancashire Cricket Club song 'We Will Always Stick Together' during the early seventies. That was a massive hit, that one.
I've got to wear dark glasses now because there's groupies after me. Keep it under wraps, but I'm also headlining Glastonbury next year. They wanted somebody to match the Rolling Stones.
It's just rock 'n' roll brother.
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And don't forget, my new book 'The Ashes According To Bumble' is out now.
It's a better read than my last one. It's funnier and Gibson, the writer, has pulled his finger out and done a proper job!
It's packed full of Ashes tales and a whole lot more, including a whole chapter dedicated to Vipers. You'll find out about her welding, roof felting and expertise in all sorts of other areas. She's absolutely delighted!
That'll do for now. See you later.
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