Englandwatch muses over what our fallen stars should be singing on the karaoke this summer.
What should our stars be singing this summer?
It's been what is commonly known as a 'slow news day' here at
Englandwatch towers and to make best use of our time we've written an insightful assessment of the tactical short fallings of our national side in Euro 2008 qualification.
Only joking, why do that when we could spend the afternoon googling song titles that best describe our fallen stars?
Flanked by lieutenants Kendall and Clarke, I reckon we've picked the bones out of what is the carcass of the England side but why stop there?
Please feel free to send in your suggestions, with David James, Owen Hargreaves, Micah Richards and Jermain Defoe all having escaped our musings to date.
We look forward to hearing your thoughts on what our heroes should be belting out in the close-season.
Paul Robinson
Solo Dancing -
Stefan Dennis
Scott Carson
Dig a Hole -
The Clash
Don't Look Back in Anger -
Oasis
Gary Neville
Stiff Upper Lip -
AC/DC
Ugly -
Sugarbabes
Being Boring -
Pet Shop Boys
John Terry
Crying Song -
Pink Floyd
Lonely Teardrops -
Jackie Wilson
Tears of a Clown -
Smokey Robinson
Big Girls Don't Cry -
Fergie
It's My Party -
Lesley Gore
Sol Campbell
My Melancholy Blues -
Queen
Ashley Cole
Your Cheatin' Heart -
Hank Williams
It Wasn't Me -
Shaggy
Shaun Wright-Phillips
Substitute -
The Who
Joe Cole
Chim Chim Cher-ee -
Robert B Sherman (From Mary Poppins)
David Bentley
Loud Mouth -
The Ramones
Big Mouth Strikes Again -
The Smiths
Frank Lampard
You're the One for Me Fatty -
Morrissey
Steven Gerrard
Mardy Bum -
Artic Monkeys
Theo Walcott
Too much too Young -
The Specials
Don't Believe the Hype -
Public Enemy
Ashley Young
Pictures of Lily -
The Who
Long Time Jerk -
The Clash
Peter Crouch
Robot -
Futureheads
Robot Rock -
Daft Punk
Michael Owen
Where Did It All Go Wrong? -
Oasis
Emile Heskey
Stumble and Fall -
Razorlight
I Missed Again -
Phil Collins
Dean Ashton
Is This It? -
The Strokes
Do you Remember the First Time? -
Pulp
Wayne Rooney
Grandma -
St Winifred's School Choir
