Full name: Kevin Clarke
Nickname(s): Clarkie - imaginative, eh?
DOB: 30/4/79
Born: Burnley
Lives: Burnley
Marital status: Married
About your team
Which team do you support? Burnley
How long have you supported them for? 25 years
What's your earliest memory of your team? First game, '85, Aldershot at home
Are you a season-ticket holder? If so, where do you sit? Yes, in the James Hargreaves Lower
Favourite player(s): Wade Elliott
Favourite manager: Owen Coyle... God
If you could sign anyone for your team, who would it be? Lionel Messi
Worst signing ever for your team: David Jones. 6ft 4in and he couldn't head!
Best moment as a football fan: Yprk, Fourth Division promotion
Any football superstitions? I always spit when I see a Blackburn shirt!
What are you...?...most likely to say on FanZone: Wayne Hemingway, Carl Fogarty, Jack Straw, your boys took one hell of a beating!
...least likely to say on FanZone: Cultured stuff from Blackburn
Describe your style of FanZone commentary in three words: Funny, sarcastic, informed
Ideal WAG: Robbie Savage
Favourite song/chant: Any United chants - great songs
Most prized possession: My son
What do you do when you're not in the FanZone commentary box? Hang out with mates, go to Vegas to watch boxing, work hard... and play hard!
