Team Mates - Arsenal

Ever wondered who hardest, quickest and cleverest Arsenal players were? Alex Song tells us...

Each week Soccer AM asks players to dish the dirt on their team-mates. This week it's the turn of Arsenal midfielder Alex Song to tell us what his team-mates are really like behind the scenes... BEST TRAINER
The best trainer at Arsenal, for me, is Gael Clichy because he's always the first at training and on the pitch he gives 100 per cent all the time. BIGGEST MONAER
It's Andrey [Arshavin] because sometimes he doesn't want to do something... but he's a good guy. HARDMAN
The hardman is [Thomas] Vermaelen. He's a very hard man. But I have to have Mikael Silvestre as well. QUICKEST
Theo [Walcott]. He's unbelievable when he has the ball. When we have some tests he's always first. He's very quick this guy, like a car, like a Ferrari. THE JOKER
It's [Emmanuel] Eboue. He's funny. Everybody loves him because all the time he has something to do, just to make everyone happy in the dressing room. MOST SKILFUL
Robin van Persie. For me he's one of the best in the world. He's a fantastic player. I love to train with him, I love to play with him. To have the chance to have a player like Robin is very good for us. MOST INTELLIGENT
The most intelligent player is, for me, Mikael Silvestre. He's very intelligent. WORST TASTE IN MUSIC
It's Nicklas Bendtner. I don't know what he's listening to, but I don't like it. When he puts music on in the dressing room I say 'please, switch it off please'. BEST DANCER
Everyone knows it's Eboue. He's the best dancer I've ever seen in my life. I swear, he's very good. AND WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER...
We have two. Me and Eboue! Haha.