Arsenal v Tottenham

Samir Nasri / Tatiana Golovin (Arsenal)

Despite being Moscow-born Golovin is a French citizen after moving to Paris as a child. It was in the city of love that romance blossomed between two sporting starlets as tennis prodigy Golovin fell for midfield schemer Nasri. At the peak of her court career Golovin was ranked 12th in the world but serious injury has severely curtailed her tennis action in recent years as she's fallen to 251 in the rankings. Her appearance in a pictorial entitled Volley of the Dolls in Sports Illustrated catapulted her above those WAGs who settle for a living room spread in Hello!

Rafael van der Vaart / Sylvie van der Vaart (Tottenham Hotspur)

With Rafael van der Vaart the new darling of the White Hart Lane faithful it seems remiss of us not to celebrate the fact by introducing Mrs Van der Vaart to the masses. The uber-WAG par excellence has travelled with her hubby to the Big Smoke and is the perfect replacement for dear old Abbey Clancy, who we're reluctantly granting a sabbatical on the grounds she's expecting her first child. Over the summer, in the WAGs and Stags World Cup in South Africa, Sylvie van der Vaart and her beau stormed their way to the final only to have to settle for a silver medal as Pablo Mouche and Luli Fernandez did what Diego couldn't manage in delivering gold to Argentina. With Rafael proving to be more than affable in his post-match interviews, he does a lot as he's invariably voted man of the match, and Sylvie as beautiful as they come, expect Spurs to build on the sterling work done previously by a Crouch/Clancy partnership. The van der Vaarts have the type of WAG/Stag credentials mere mortals can only dream of, with their wedding beamed out to an adoring Dutch public, live on SBS. How romantic. All they needed was Martin Tyler to exclaim 'and it's live' and the day would have been the fairytale they'd always dreamed of.