Man United v Aston Villa

Nani / Daniela Martins (Manchester United)

Having been made aware of WAGs & Stags and its potential to catapult its stars into the home of millions, the PR representative of Daniela Martins, the infinitely fairer half of Manchester United's Nani, wasted little time in getting in touch. United had started the new campaign with Federico Macheda and Sophie Houghton up top but after an opening day defeat to Joey Barton and Amanda Harrington, murmurs of change began to circulate at Old Trafford. Sir Alex has since said he retains utmost faith in the young pair but after consulting his team of scouts in Portugal, has decided Nani and his misses deserve a run in the first team. Daniela is a regular on the beauty pageant scene but claims she's not a fan of the WAG moniker. A degree in journalism suggests she's far from being mere eye candy but whether she marks her hubby out of ten after every performance is unconfirmed at the time of going to press.

Emile Heskey / Chantelle Tagoe (Aston Villa)

Heskey's fiancée Tagoe is a WAG on the rise and one we're tipping to become a big-name on the circuit. Her appearance on a Come Dine with Me WAG special captured her cooking a potato for the first time, while she came across pretty well on BBC Three's more sobering WAGs, Kids and World Cup Dreams. When the couple first got together she thought her hubby was a builder - insert your own joke here - as he didn't want her to know he was a footballer. Tagoe concedes a weakness for Manchester glamour spot Bijou but claims she is just as comfortable doing the school run for the couple's two kids. Heskey might not score too often but we reckon he might just have bagged himself a WAG that could fire them to European qualification.