West Brom v Aston Villa

Cat Deeley / Frank Skinner (West Brom)

Having spent approximately 400 man hours trying to find a West Brom WAG the best we could come up with was a Daily Star story that claimed some ropey old boiler on Big Brother had bragged she'd bagged five unnamed Baggies. We weren't having any of that so after an emergency AGM was called, Sky Sports heavyweights eventually managed to thrash out terms for a celeb couple to step into the breach in a caretaker capacity. It is then with great pleasure that we present you with showbiz's most unlikely couple - Frank Skinner and Cat Deeley. Top stand-up Frank is one of the Baggies' biggest fans and having been responsible for one of football's most iconic songs and dueted with the late Jeff Astle, we're confident the Hawthorns faithful will be happy enough with our choice. By his side is the stunning Deeley, a TV presenter from Sutton Coldfield who shunned her family's allegiance to all things Wolves by signing up as a full-time Albion stalwart.

Emile Heskey / Chantelle Tagoe (Aston Villa)

Heskey's fiancée Tagoe is a WAG on the rise and one we're tipping to become a big-name on the circuit. Her appearance on a Come Dine with Me WAG special captured her cooking a potato for the first time, while she came across pretty well on BBC Three's more sobering WAGs, Kids and World Cup Dreams. When the couple first got together she thought her hubby was a builder - insert your own joke here - as he didn't want her to know he was a footballer. Tagoe concedes a weakness for Manchester glamour spot Bijou but claims she is just as comfortable doing the school run for the couple's two kids. Heskey might not score too often but we reckon he might just have bagged himself a WAG that could fire them to European qualification.