Nike - Total 90 Laser Elite FG

Any boot that is made up of 'metallic platinum, orange blaze and black' colouring has to be special. And these, the Nike Total90 Laser Elite FG's, are no exception. Undoubtedly the lightest pair of boots I have ever had the privilege of wearing, this footwear looks great, wears even better and improves your game imaginably. I'll admit it, I've even slept in them! But, they come at a price - £250 to be exact... Whether any pair of football boots are worth this amount of money is up for debate, however the Nike Total90 Laser Elite FG's are no ordinary shoe. Nike have created advanced 'Shot Shield' technology with special ribbing which is designed to improve your touch and the accuracy of your shots. How do they do this I hear you cry? Well, the 'instep pods' on the leather create constant pressure on the ball at impact for great precision at high velocity. There is also shape-correcting memory foam which smoothes the surface of the foot, creating a more consistent surface that improves power and accuracy when striking the ball directly. But enough of the technical jargon, the bottom line is that they improve your feel for the ball no end. Now remember what your old man always said: "It doesn't matter what they ruddy look like it's how comfortable they are that counts". Well Dad can rest easy thanks to the high-performance moulded sockliner with low-profile 'poron' cushioning which aids comfort and support. I'm sure these boots would float too. The lightweight outsole helps your balance and stability, making sharp turns hassle-free and leaving your opponent dizzy. When I put these to the test it was tipping it down with rain and the pitch turned into somewhat of a bog by the end of play. This was a great way to put the firm ground studs to the test, which they passed with flying colours. No water seeped through and the traction below kept me upright (apart from when the defenders, clearly unimpressed with my flashy boots, sent me tumbling!). Overall summary: Not cheap, but then I guess you get what you pay for.

Locker Room rating: 5/5